Now, I could go into
how this movie is a mess of crap, interspersed with rock-stupidity, but if
you've seen this movie, you already know this.
So, I'll just jump to the part where I explain how I'd do things differently. I think it's a fairly simple solution, too. I tried to write something more like my usual thing but there is just so much to say about this film, I had to give up. So, here we go:
Start over from Scratch... Almost...
